Looking for awesome FRIENDS (Friends only) (Los Angeles, CA)

Looking for awesome FRIENDS (Friends only)

I m a 25 year old Caucasian woman living in the Midwest who gets really bored at work and enjoys talking to strangers. (Safely I will not accept your candy or ride in your van... P) I work graveyard shift 10p-7a so night owls move to the top of the list. I am 5ft tall and excessively curvy but by no means Big . I have dark red hair and hazel green eyes. I do not smoke partake in any kind of drugs beyond needed prescriptions and I rarely drink but I will do so socially.Now here are a few fun facts about me If you find them entertaining or you re like Oh my gosh that s ME (with b--bs) then you should totally message me and be my friend (You can have b--bs man or lady I m not picky equal opportunity and all).1- I m pretty damn awesome2- I ll pick horror movies over romantic comedies 90% of the time...or Cartoons However I almost always get distracted or bored during a movie so for me to actually finish a movie (and have any idea what the heck happen is rare)3- I own muck boots AND heels. I trip and fall in both of them. 4- I can cook Again I sometimes get distracted and then I m all Why is the house full of smoke...oh shoot (I also flood kitchens bathrooms pretty regularly.5- I am not afraid to jump in and get dirty or messed up. (Random mud fights. Heck yes )6- I m a dog person. I love dogs Big dogs little dogs...I would probably never own a Froo Froo dog though. They re cute and all...but all that grooming and brushing...no thanks. 7- I can hold my liquor. I hold it in my right hand and my left or sometimes in my shirt. Sometimes I want other people to hold it and sometimes I put it down and forget what I did with it but most of the time I can hold it no problem.8- I will hide around corners in the dark and try to scare people...I usually end up freaking myself out and have to sleep with the lights on or have somebody calm me down.9- I have a job. (Employed almost 9 years). It s not a great I LOVE going to work kind of job but it s mine and it buys me and my dogs stuff we want. 10- My dogs are my life. 99% of the time I will choose the dogs over anybody anything.11- I believe in pulling your own weight and building up other people....building them up with words not weight...12- I love tiny humans and they love me (Seriously strange kids hug me ALL the time)...People wonder why I put this because apparently you can t mention this unless you re trying to build a picket fence and have 57 babies with somebody...but hello..Kids and animals love me that obviously means I m super cool and non psycho...13- I m Obsessive Compulsive. I will clean and organize your house when I visit...Often I try to do this in small inconspicuous ways over a period of time so that you don t realize I m doing it until I have done it and you thank me profusely for how much better it is. (Ok that last part is a lie. You ll probably just hulk around demanding to know what happened to your stuff...and I most likely won t know because I never remember where I put thing because you know...I m easily distracted)...So basically I ll just mess with your things and lose them...14- I do not like shopping so I will never drag you anywhere and make you watch me try on clothes and carry my bags. If for some reason I have to go and drag you with me...You can be assured I hate it too and I ll cover the bar tab while we recover from the terrible experience.15- I love music. All types of music some you re probably never even considered listening to. I will listen to weird music when I m with people and attempt to convert them to my weird music loving ways.15- I am most definitely a crazy red head in every sense. This will most likely be evident even through text email. My emotions are all over the spectrum and change in the blink of an eye and they are always...intense.