You were stealing tampons... (Wichita, KS)

You were stealing tampons...

I ran into you while playing catch with my buddy with a roll of toilet paper over the shelves at the Walmart on Rock Rd at 2 am last Thursday. You were trying to be discrete about inserting tampons into your pants. I knew you were stealing them because I m pretty sure women only use one of those at a time but I promised not to tell. I thought we had a great conversation while checking our pulses with the machine in the pharmacy area and I m glad that blood pressure cuff is too small to hold my bits-and-pieces because that blouse you were wearing was causing my blood to get some pressure...if you know what I mean. I should have asked your name after we emerged from our tryst in the handicapped stall in the women s restroom but it just felt awkward by then. Plus you ran off like you were embarrased at the torn state of those beautiful purple panties. I d be up for another awkward tryst if you are though Hit me up.